Energy pills are good for you!

December 24th, 2008

It’s true, energy pills are really good for you. I cram at least 392 energy diet pills down my esophagus a day! I mean I just pound my fist to the middle of my neck and release delicious effective diet pills into my system. That’s really the best and fastest way to get your energy weight loss diet pill. That and using diet and energy pills as a supository, but we wont get into that. Get it? “Get into that”?….I need to grow up.

Energy Pill, Shmenergy Shmill

December 24th, 2008

Hey! That’s not the kind of attitude to have about an energy pill! Energy pills are to be treated with respect, and are always willing to make out with you. energy diet pills are really hot and fun to make out with. I dated this one energy diet pill, she was smoking hot, let me tell you. Though when she told me she was pregnant with the best diet pills I was out of there faster than a boner in sweatpants!

Best Energy Pills, Exclamation point!

December 24th, 2008

Energy weight loss diet pill, I used to be friends with one until they stabbed my hippopotamus. That’s stepping over the line, I love that hippopotamus. Best energy pills are usually supposed to be loyal and not hippo stabbers. Energy diet pills, I used to be friends with one of them too, but this energy diet pill stabbed my platypus. I love that platypus! Who does that?! Energy pills are not to be trusted.

Best Energy Pill in the Widwest

December 12th, 2008

My dog just loves energy diet pills. She seems to always get her paws on the best energy pill. I don’t how she can unscrew the child proof lid on the jar of diet and energy pills. I know why, because they’re not dog proof lids. I swear the other day, she pooped an energy pill. Oh me oh my, the best energy pills are di-no-mite!

Alli Saurus!

November 30th, 2008

More dinosaur talk here. The Alli-saurus was the most fat burning dinosaur in the whole world. Why? Because he bought so many alli pills. That’s why! These dinosaurs were always on an alli diet and they pooped all over the place. alli side effects killed off the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs would just scream “alli com” for no reason pretty much all the time.

Lipo 6-ing it up

November 30th, 2008

Nutrex research lipo 6! I’m confused too, so we’ll just talk about dinosaurs with names easy to spell. Lipo 6 is a favorite among brontosauruses…or is it “brontosauri?” Eh, whatever. Brontosauri are mad that they can only get Lipo 6 ephedra free because they all know that Lipo 6 ephedra is where the money’s at. Lipo 6 review is very good much so, so buy it dummy.

The best dietary supplement online is under investigation.

November 30th, 2008

Ive been checking up on the web’d so-called, best dietary supplement.  The truth is that years ago, my little sister wanted to eat nothing but dietary supplements.  I always told her she’d turn into one giant dietary supplement! But the years passed and she didn’t get taller and I worried about her dietary supplement health.  She just seemed like such a natural dietary supplement, like she was worn to do nothing but supplement every crazy diet you could think of! I like a good herbal dietary supplement, but they usually give me the munchies and that’s counter productive. So as long as my sister is not a weight loss dietary supplement and she’s still getting plenty vitamins dietary supplement, I guess she’ll just be short and happy!

Are YOU the best diet supplement?

November 30th, 2008

The best diet supplement I ever tried was a plant called Tiva that you stick in your nose. Of course, I got that from some hippy acupuncturist and it made me strut like Travolta until the side effects kicked in. There’s a lot we don’t know about diet and supplements in my country. In fact, the only diet nutrition supplement I saw in my homeland was the same diet pill supplement that caused those crazy fluctuations in Janet Jackson’s weight! If that’s not proof that every diets supplements should be different, then maybe diet supplements aren’t the diet supplement I thought they were. You know? I’m just trying to express my love for weight loss diet supplements but one weight loss diet supplement just enough for me anymore.

I want to chew plants and strut like Travolta.

Xenadrine the warrior princess!

November 30th, 2008

I think Xenadrine is so hot. If Xena were a diochloride she’d totally by xenadrine rfa. Maybe even xenadrine rfa 1! I would come up to her and stand behind her and rub her back slower and whisper to her, if she were here right now that is! Then I would slip my cytodyne xenadrine around her xenadrine ephedra. Nine months later a little xenadrine nrg would pop out and I would have to buy Xenadrine some little baby booties! Of course, I would not buy xenadrine rfa! She’s on the Xenadrine diet trying to lose the baby weight.

ZCA stack is so good I want to rub it al over me.

November 30th, 2008

Have you heard of zca stack? I read a great zca stack review in a magazine at the Doctor’s office. The zca stack reviews are usually right beneath the pictures of half naked ladies advertising stripper shoes. I’d like to get some kind zca stack work, but I don’t have the prerequisite skills. I don’t think I could make anybody lose weight. As yourself, can I buy zca stack? The answer is yes. Buy zca stack. Go on the zca stack diet. You’re welcome for zca stack. Thank me later.